Welcome to the Head Academy of Cal--
a.k.a. HA!
a.k.a. HAC
a.k.a. the Joke
-- the most prestigious Academy in all of Cal. The school for the highly gifted. Your child has been accepted to attend the Academy and fufill the dreams they have always wished for. It has been brought to the attention of many on the board of this school that your child has shown exceeding grades and determination in all work he/she has done. We think your child will be an asset to the school. Here, your child can pursue major here without any cost. Your childs future can be envisioned now. Your child will never have to worry about the heat or picking up trash. Your child will always be clothed and wont have to worry about money. Your child is going to make it, unlike you did. Your child has what u lack: courage, determination, motivation.
Are you really going to stop your child from being all that you couldn't be?
Didnt think so.
See you at orientation.
Sincerely,
Government Magnet.
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