Welcome

To Whom It May Concern (Parents of Jackson522)

Your child has been selected to attend the regular school of The Joke. If u have no clue what that is, then look it up. Here your child will be an aid to a fortunate student who attends the Academy. Each year, your child will be passed around to a new student who matches your child's personality. Your child will get high class teachings yet wont really be a student of the Academy. Yet your child will have the chance to win what the students of the Academy get by going there: A life. At the end of senior year, if your child has kept up his or her grades, his helped will speak on the half of him. If he aided them accordingly, then he will be given the same privileges as the rest of the students. Yes, in a way, your child will be a maid for the next four years of his life.

But do you want to keep your child away from the possibility of being something more than you?
Didn't think so.

We look forward to meeting your child that just didn't make it enough to attend the Academy.
See you at Orientation.

Sincerely,



Government Magnet

Welcome

Dear Parent of Skylar717,

Welcome to the Head Academy of Cal--
a.k.a. HA!
a.k.a. HAC
a.k.a. the Joke
-- the most prestigious Academy in all of Cal. The school for the highly gifted. Your child has been accepted to attend the Academy and fufill the dreams they have always wished for. It has been brought to the attention of many on the board of this school that your child has shown exceeding grades and determination in all work he/she has done. We think your child will be an asset to the school. Here, your child can pursue major here without any cost. Your childs future can be envisioned now. Your child will never have to worry about the heat or picking up trash. Your child will always be clothed and wont have to worry about money. Your child is going to make it, unlike you did. Your child has what u lack: courage, determination, motivation.

Are you really going to stop your child from being all that you couldn't be?
Didnt think so.
See you at orientation.

Sincerely,




Government Magnet.